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Face Plant (Scorpion Back Pinch)

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Still Stuck In Your Throat

(2007)

Performance Statistics

Performed	First played	Last played
70 times	23 Jan 2005 @ Cervantes - Denver (CO-US)	19 Feb 2016 @ Saint Rocke - Hermosa Beach (CA-US)

Date Sort descending	Venue
May 6th 2007	The Buffalo Icon - Buffalo (NY)
May 9th 2007	Agora - Cleveland (OH)
May 12th 2007	The Rock - Maplewood (MN)
May 14th 2007	Cervantes - Denver (CO)
May 15th 2007	Aggie Theater - Fort Collins (CO)
May 18th 2007	Dante's - Portland (OR)
May 19th 2007	Studio Seven - Seattle (WA)
May 21st 2007	WOW Hall - Eugene (OR)
Feb 6th 2016	Velvet Jones - Santa Barbara (CA)
Feb 19th 2016	Saint Rocke - Hermosa Beach (CA)

Found on these live recordings

28 live recording(s)

	Date	Venue	Source
	Feb 16th 2005	Le Nouveau Casino - Paris (FR)	Audience
	Feb 25th 2005	Le Botanique - Brussels (BE)	Soundboard
	Feb 25th 2005	Le Botanique - Brussels (BE)	Audience
	May 22nd 2005	9:30 Club - Washington (DC)	Soundboard
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Professional capture
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	May 31st 2005	The Haunt - Ithaca (NY)	Audience

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Tagged in 2 videos

Lyrics

And now you're hopping onto the gondola
With a snowboard attached to your foot

Goofy foot, ok
Regular foot, ok
And with the fever for the powder
You'll be on that hill all day
Front edge digger, faceplant, it hurts
Your face scraping hard in the hot cold ice
Scorpion back pincher, ain't nothing nice

--CHORUS--
Faceplant scorpion backpinch
Left foot twisted, spine bent
x2

Snowboard with confidence
Looking at all the fine snowboard chicks

Knees bent,ok
Posture, ok

Caught in a faceplant Because you were off daydreaming
Now you're sitting on your ass in pain again

Unconcious, ok
One second delay

'Till the ambulance comes to take me away
No more faceplants for me to do today

--CHORUS--

Jumped to the dance floor
Swimming on a sea of hands
Tribal coral reef below me, taking a chance
Boots caught up on someone's shoulder
My head the melon, the floor the boulder

Had to keep on singing
That's what James Brown would say
Bowl the dead weight back up to the stage

Faceplant x4

BRRRR...
Snow down the front, nutt, back and crotch
Abominable snowman, yetti, thanks alot
Backfoot flip, snowboard spine tweak
No pain without the powder, stuck four feet deep
More than a mighty wind carried on my head
Vertebraes cracking like dry french bread
Turn the other way, I should have been bittin'
Ski patrol dude might now be freaking
Landed smack down on my forehead
For a minute I thought I was dead

--CHORUS--

All hands on deck, calculations incorrect
FACEPLANT!